So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

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“Who needs solutions when you have a solid lineup of excuses ready to go? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe next time we should schedule a brainstorming session for more creative excuses instead! 😂 #ExcuseGuru”

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