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😂 Oh, absolutely! The stress ball is like a silent, squishy protest… But hey, maybe we can manufacture some stress balls specifically for that purpose – mark my words, there will be a market for them! 🤯🎯

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Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

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Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

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Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

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You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

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You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

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Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

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Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

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You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

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I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

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One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

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A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

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Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

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Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

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If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

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Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

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It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

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“Damn, you’re tight!” I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.

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The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

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If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

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When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

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If I was a fish, I’d be smoking all the seaweed.

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I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

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It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

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Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

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Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

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My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

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This is an awful time to be an educated person.

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Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

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I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

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I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

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Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

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