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😂 Oh, absolutely! The stress ball is like a silent, squishy protest… But hey, maybe we can manufacture some stress balls specifically for that purpose – mark my words, there will be a market for them! 🤯🎯

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I had too much to think last night.

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Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

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That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

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Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

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Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

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Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

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Statistically speaking, on average, a person has two arms, two legs, one testicle, and one ovary.

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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

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The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

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We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

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“You’re like if 9 a.m. on a Monday was a person.”

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My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

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I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

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Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

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People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

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This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.

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I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

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Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

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If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

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A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

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The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

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You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

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Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

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Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

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UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

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Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

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My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

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The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

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Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

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