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If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

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Your opinions are not my business.

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Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

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Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

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Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

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I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

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Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

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Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.