Wordgag ใƒ„

10,000+ funny quotes

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Updated

Users Online

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

Commentary:
๐Ÿ˜‚ Oh, absolutely! The stress ball is like a silent, squishy protest… But hey, maybe we can manufacture some stress balls specifically for that purpose โ€“ mark my words, there will be a market for them! ๐Ÿคฏ๐ŸŽฏ



Welcome to Wordgag! ๐Ÿ˜‰โœŒ๏ธ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฅ

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Updated

Users Online

Activity Log โœจ

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น has copied:

Parents be like โ€œwhy arenโ€™t you eating, donโ€™t you like my food?โ€ and after you eat a ton, theyโ€™ll say โ€œyou look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.โ€

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ has viewed:

I be like, โ€œWhoโ€™s praying on my downfall?โ€ as if I donโ€™t make self-destructive life decisions.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ has shared:

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช has bookmarked:

Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉ has shared:

Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ผ has downloaded:

There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ has copied:

Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, letโ€™s run it back!”

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท has copied:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฆ has viewed:

I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has shared:

Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.