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😂 Oh, absolutely! The stress ball is like a silent, squishy protest… But hey, maybe we can manufacture some stress balls specifically for that purpose – mark my words, there will be a market for them! 🤯🎯

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I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

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Can’t, I’m raging against the machine.

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Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

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The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

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On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

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Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

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14 shares on Facebook this month:

Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.

29 shares on X this month:

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

12 shares on Telegram this month:

We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

11 shares on Telegram this month:

If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

90 shares on Threads this month:

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Can’t believe my neighbor rang my doorbell at 3 a.m. last night… Luckily, I was still up playing the drums.

71 shares on Slack this month:

I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

27 shares on Messenger this month:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

27 shares on Threads this month:

Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

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Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

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All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

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Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

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Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

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I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

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Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

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The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.

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Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

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Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

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This year, the feliz is not navidading.

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I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

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Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

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Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

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Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

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Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound.

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If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

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Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

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Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

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Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

Keep the laugh going 😂

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

Can’t, I’m raging against the machine.

Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

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