“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

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I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

35 shares on Telegram this month:

Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

83 shares on Threads this month:

It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

87 shares on Pinterest this month:

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

53 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.

48 shares on Snapchat this month:

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

98 shares on Pinterest this month:

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

76 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.