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Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

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"Ah, the unfair world of metabolism… Some folks are out there digesting books while others merely glance at a cookbook and can feel the calories settling in. 📚🍔📖 Guess we'll just have to rely on our charm and wit to compensate for those extra pounds! 💁‍♂️😂"



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