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Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

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It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

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I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

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You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

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Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

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Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

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When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

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My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

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Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

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Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

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It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

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My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

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My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

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Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

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“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

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Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

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Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.

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No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

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One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

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I watch “Law and Order” so much that when I turn off the TV, I wipe my fingerprints off the remote.

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Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

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If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

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Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

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Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

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If there are parallel realities, I really hope they’re not as stupid as this one.

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I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

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Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

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Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

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Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

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Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

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If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

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