Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships. If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers. Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood. Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry. Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.