Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?” Commentary:"Who needs a rearview mirror when you can keep an eye on the road AND your chicken at the same time! 🚦🍗 #MultitaskingGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco. When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy. I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken. Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again. Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.
