Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself โ€œdid I just run a red light?โ€

Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

Commentary:
"Who needs a rearview mirror when you can keep an eye on the road AND your chicken at the same time! 🚦🍗 #MultitaskingGoals"

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