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I hope this email kills us both.

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I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

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Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

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Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

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Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

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Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

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