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My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

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One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

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Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

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I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

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Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

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Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

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Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

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I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

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Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

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I didnโ€™t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the โ€œat your ageโ€ฆโ€

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Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

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"Apology accepted… with a side of 'I told you so' ๐Ÿ˜‰! It's ok, sometimes being right can come with a little extra sass! ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ‘"



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