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My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

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One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

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Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

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I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

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Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

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Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

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Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

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I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

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Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

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I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

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Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

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From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

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I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

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Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

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Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

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There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

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Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.

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I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

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Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

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Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

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Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

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Being drunk and liking every tweet without reading it.

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My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

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Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

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The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

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Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

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There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

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Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

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I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.

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The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

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I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

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On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

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I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

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Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

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A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

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I’m not saying I’m old. I’m just saying that my dinner time and bedtime are getting dangerously close to each other.

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I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

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Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

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Unfortunately, I do love being the only person who knows exactly what I mean and the hidden meaning behind everything I do.

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People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

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There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

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Wake me up when I’m rich!

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I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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