Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

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I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

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Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

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I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

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You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

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Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

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God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

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Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

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Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.