Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

I hope this email kills us both.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Notifications are a reminder that you exist.