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  • You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.
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  • Being strange is exhausting.
  • Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.
  • Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.
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