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My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

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Dating a smart man, so I actually can turn my brain off when he is around.

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The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

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Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

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Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

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Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

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58 shares on YouTube this month:

No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

70 shares on Twitch this month:

Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!

51 shares on Telegram this month:

Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

16 shares on Snapchat this month:

Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

36 shares on Reddit this month:

If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

66 shares on YouTube this month:

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

93 shares on Twitch this month:

I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

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I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

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On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

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The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

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I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

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Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

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And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

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When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

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All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

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I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

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Making waves on YouTube:

With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

Going bananas on Discord:

It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

Breaking via Discord:

Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

Spotted on TikTok:

Nothing ruins your weekend faster than remembering Monday is lurking in the shadows.

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I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

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