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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

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Messages are way funnier when you know how that person talks.

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3 months ago

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I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

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2 months ago

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Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

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2 months ago

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Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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2 months ago

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I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

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2 months ago

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28 shares on Twitch this month:

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

85 shares on Threads this month:

“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

15 shares on X this month:

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

97 shares on Pinterest this month:

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

64 shares on TikTok this month:

If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

37 shares on Messenger this month:

Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

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Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

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Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

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Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

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Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

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The worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

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Freshly posted on Discord:

Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

Breaking via Threads:

Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

Trending via Threads:

Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

Spotted on WeChat:

I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

Trending via WeChat:

My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

Going viral on WeChat:

I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

Just landed via Slack:

Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

Going bananas on Facebook:

“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

Just shared via Discord:

Hey there, Delilah, we know you broke that dude’s heart.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

Messages are way funnier when you know how that person talks.

I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

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