COVENTRY—In a groundbreaking venture, local startup Lethargic Labs revealed their new productivity tracker, IdlePro, designed for individuals engaged in doing absolutely nothing. “Being unproductive is hard,” declared founder Emma Plop, “our users never know when they’re done doing nothing. We’re here to change that.”
Early testers of IdlePro report newfound clarity in their inactivity levels. “I used to waste hours thinking I was doing nothing,” said user John Slump. “Now, with IdlePro, I can efficiently track my total waste of time without lifting a finger—precisely as I imagined my future.”
Corporate backers are enthusiastic about the app’s potential. “We’ve been monitoring disinterest for years,” said venture capitalist Nora Listless. “Now, with IdlePro, avoiding productivity can finally be measurable and scalable. We foresee vast market potential among professionals seeking to quantify their utter lack of achievements.”