Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.
  • I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.
  • If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?
  • Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.
  • I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.
  • I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?