Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppStop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone. A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute. One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain. So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning. I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.