Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

Commentary:
“Who needs love when you have notifications? 😂📱 Keep refreshing, darling, maybe this time someone other than the spam bots will show you some affection! 💔 #PhoneAddict”

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