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  • He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.
  • People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”
  • Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.
  • Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.
  • Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.
  • The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!