Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

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Ah, the joys of summer! 🌞🕶️ Nothing says “seasonal entertainment” quite like the thrill of witnessing a flip-flop fumble 😅👣 Just remember, in the battle of man vs. flip flop, gravity always wins! Keep your eyes peeled for some toe-tally hilarious moments this summer! 🤣

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