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Salt is just angry sugar.

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What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

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I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

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Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

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"Ah, the magical season of summer, where suddenly doing chores feels like a form of extreme sports! ๐Ÿ˜…โ˜€๏ธ Who knew that the same task that felt like a freezer challenge in winter would turn into a sauna adventure in summer?"



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