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The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

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No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

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Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

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Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.

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I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

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Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

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I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

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The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

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Self-cleaning conscience.

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Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

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You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

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Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

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I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

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Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

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They’re making me get out of bed.

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Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

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I’m not here to make friends, just noise.

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Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

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Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

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How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

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If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

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Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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I can’t flirt, but I’ll awkwardly giggle at everything you say.

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There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

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This entire year I was method acting. None of it was real. I was working on a bit.

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I suppose someone has to do all the consuming and obeying.

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Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

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Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

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Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

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Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

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Working as a 911 operator but hanging up when someone starts screaming because I’m an empath, and it overwhelms me.

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My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

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Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

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