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I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

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Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

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It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

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I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

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Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

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The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

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If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

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A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.