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  • Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.
  • I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.
  • I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.
  • Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.
  • I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.
  • My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.