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Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

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I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

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Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

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My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

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Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

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…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

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So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

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Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

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That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

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If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.