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Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

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I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

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My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

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Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

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My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

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I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

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She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.