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69 shares on Instagram this month:

Sometimes life is “Eat, pray, love,” and sometimes it’s “Scroll, snack, overthink.”

28 shares on X this month:

Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

29 shares on Messenger this month:

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

65 shares on Twitch this month:

The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

53 shares on Reddit this month:

Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

40 shares on Discord this month:

Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

37 shares on Messenger this month:

In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

14 shares on Reddit this month:

Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested!

65 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

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By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

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Half of my problems are because I said “sure” instead of “no.”

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When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

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They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

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Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

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I have the bruises of a much more active person.

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I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

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Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

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I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

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Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

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In the coffee shop, booing everyone who orders decaf.

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My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

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“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

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My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

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The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.

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Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

Keep the laugh going 😂

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.

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