Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Imagine the secrets our furry friends would spill if they could speak! π±πΆ Maybe it's best to keep their world domination plans under wraps. Thank goodness for their loyalty and silence… for now. ππ" Related Funny Posts π€ Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence. Pets donβt talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them. Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you. I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food. A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’