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"Imagine the secrets our furry friends would spill if they could speak! 🐱🐶 Maybe it's best to keep their world domination plans under wraps. Thank goodness for their loyalty and silence… for now. 🔐😂"

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Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

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2 months ago

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Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

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2 months ago

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The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

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2 months ago

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Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

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2 months ago

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“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

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2 months ago

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January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

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2 months ago

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96 shares on Discord this month:

Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

They won’t teach you this in school, but life is all about going to weird little diners.

38 shares on Discord this month:

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

88 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

76 shares on Threads this month:

According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

17 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

You’re my least favourite notification.

61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

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Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

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Just shared via Slack:

Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

Just shared via Reddit:

How do people post 25 times a day? The only thing I can do 25 times a day is pee.

Live now on LinkedIn:

God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

Spotted on Instagram:

My psych professor asked if we’d heard of Pavlov. I said, “It rings a bell.” No one laughed; I’m too witty for this class.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

Trending via Messenger:

And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

Trending via Twitch:

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

Going viral on Facebook:

Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

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Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

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Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

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