Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you. If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes. Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer. Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.