Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Imagine the secrets our furry friends would spill if they could speak! 🐱🐶 Maybe it's best to keep their world domination plans under wraps. Thank goodness for their loyalty and silence… for now. 🔐😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you. Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence. If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes. Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.