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Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

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You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

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I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

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In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

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I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

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In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

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I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.