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  • If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.
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  • I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.
  • Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.
  • When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.
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