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Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

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If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

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Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

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The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

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The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

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In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

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There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

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I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

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I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

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My stomach just made the exact sound of the “your” in “your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system.”

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If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

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Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

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It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

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I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

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My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

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Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

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Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

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My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

Source? Divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

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Stop dating if you have no car.

Before we become friends, could you please sign this NDA.

I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.

I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.

I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.

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I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

I hope this email finds you in a well.

I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

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It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

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