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Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

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The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

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If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

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If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

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I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

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My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

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At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

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The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

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Drive like no one is watching.

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Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.