Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.
  • No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.
  • If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?
  • I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”
  • How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.
  • “Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.