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"Oh, the classic 'Will I ever escape this piece of clothing?' dilemma – the struggle is real, my friend! 🙈 Always remember, fashion may be tricky to put on, but getting out of it is a whole different story! 💃😄"

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In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

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Breaking a heart is considered bad, but melting a heart is somehow good.

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It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

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I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

94 shares on Threads this month:

All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

44 shares on Facebook this month:

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

Porn looks so funny when you’re not horny.

57 shares on X this month:

If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

19 shares on Twitch this month:

Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

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Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

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I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

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I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

I’ve had enough. I’m ready to spend an eternity in the arms of my lover.

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Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

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May the algorithms be with you.

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Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

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How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

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A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

Breaking via Twitch:

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

Just landed via Threads:

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

Going viral on Snapchat:

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

Live now on Slack:

Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

Just landed via X:

Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

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Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

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Polish girls are just winter Latinas.

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That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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