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If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

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Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

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Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

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It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

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Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

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Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

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That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

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My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

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Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.