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Well, talk about a gnocchi-up! 🍝 It seems like their dinner plans were doomed from the start – who knew a little potato pasta could stir up such drama? 🥔💥 Looks like they'll have to agree to gnocchi-tiate before planning their next meal together! 😄 #FoodieFails #PastaProblems

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