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Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

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Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

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This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

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Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

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My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

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I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

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If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

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They should invent crushes that like you back.