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I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

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My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

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It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

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You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

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I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

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Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

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Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.