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"Ah, the Olympic village – where everyone is a champion and nobody has to argue about whose turn it is to do the dishes 🏅🏠 #FamilyOnlyByMedal"

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If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

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When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

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Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

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When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

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2 months ago

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99 shares on Discord this month:

Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

80 shares on Reddit this month:

The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

84 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

53 shares on Threads this month:

October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

86 shares on Snapchat this month:

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

57 shares on YouTube this month:

At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

40 shares on Slack this month:

I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

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Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

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Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

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The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

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Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

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My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

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WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

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Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

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Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

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My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

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Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

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Going bananas on WhatsApp:

IP address? You mean the bathroom?

Seen just now on X:

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

Spotted on Discord:

“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

Making waves on Slack:

If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

Spotted on TikTok:

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

Live now on Snapchat:

Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

Spotted on Discord:

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Love is in the air fryer.

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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

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If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

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