Trendy Funny Quotes

  • April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.
  • You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.
  • New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”
  • These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.
  • I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.
  • The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.