The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes. Posted onOct 20, 2023Oct 20, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to. A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute. One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain. Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button. The government even made aliens boring.
