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- I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.
- The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.
- When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.
- I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.
- Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.
