The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

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Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

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People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

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In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

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Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

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I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

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My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

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Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

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I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

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Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

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I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.