Trendy Funny Quotes

  • There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.
  • I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.
  • Are you a software update, because not now!
  • Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.
  • Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.
  • Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.