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  • If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.
  • I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.
  • Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.
  • Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.
  • I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.
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