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- There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.
- Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.
- Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.
- The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.
- There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.