The Jaws theme stays on during sex. Posted on4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oh, so that's how you make sure the suspense is real every time π¦π Just imagine the intense buildup followed by a surprising climax! πΆπ #SharkWeekInBed Related Funny Posts π€ Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song. There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. βGen Z is having less sex.β Itβs always sex, sex, sex with these people. Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex. The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.