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  • Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back
  • We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.
  • Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.
  • We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.
  • My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.
  • Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.