The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster. Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people. Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh. I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore. One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.