The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to… Commentary:"Well, it's all fun and games until you end up in heaven's customer service line requesting to speak to the manager… 🌥️👼🏼🙅🏻♂️ #PerksOfAfterlife" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people? Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer. If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.