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The only reason Iโ€™d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

The only reason Iโ€™d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

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"Well, it's all fun and games until you end up in heaven's customer service line requesting to speak to the manager… ๐ŸŒฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ #PerksOfAfterlife"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged afterlife, complain, heaven, humor, ID, manager, reason, sarcasm, want on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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