The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

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Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

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You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

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Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

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By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

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I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

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I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.

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I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

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How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

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You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

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Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.