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The person who invented butter really understood humans.

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

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Absolutely! ๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿค” It's like they said, "Humans gonna human, might as well give 'em butter!" ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜„ After all, who can resist the creamy, melt-in-your-mouth goodness of butter? ๐Ÿคค Thank you, butter inventor, for truly understanding our buttery desires! ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ‘



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