The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably th… Commentary:"Seems like that mosquito has some fancy taste buds! 🍷🦟 Must have been looking for a more refined blood type! 😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch. When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito! Women are like apples; I like biting them. Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience. What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?