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The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably th…

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably th…

Commentary:
"Seems like that mosquito has some fancy taste buds! 🍷🦟 Must have been looking for a more refined blood type! 😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged annoyance, biting, humor, last, me, mosquito, night, same, tasting, thought, wine on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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