The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.
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"Seems like that mosquito has some fancy taste buds! 🍷🦟 Must have been looking for a more refined blood type! 😂"

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