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  • No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.
  • Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.
  • Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?
  • Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.
  • Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.
  • I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.