The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Looks like that sandwich decided to pull a disappearing act faster than you can say "Abracadabra"! 🥪🎩 Maybe it's off pursuing its dreams of becoming a snack magician! 🧙♂️✨ Better luck next time! 😄 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.” My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich. I’m always sad when my sandwich is over. One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.
