The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it. Posted on3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Looks like someone's been taking tips from the one and only Road Runner 🏃♂️🎨🚙! Nothing like a little creativity to outsmart the Secret Service, eh? Just be careful not to drop any anvils on their heads next time 😉💥. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left. The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train. I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel. The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing. Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!