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I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

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I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

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Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

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“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

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If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

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Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

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I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

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Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

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I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

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The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”