The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left. Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck. You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too. Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was. A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.
