The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me. 99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”. There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement. If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!” In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.
