The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons. Commentary:Looks like the universe is mostly made up of morons 😜🌌 Better watch out for those cosmic clowns! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me. Muting morons is good for your health. I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys. The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons. 99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.