The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Looks like the universe is mostly made up of morons 😜🌌 Better watch out for those cosmic clowns! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me. 99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”. When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it. There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement. In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.