Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.
  • If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?
  • My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.
  • Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.
  • Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.
  • I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.