The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

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The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

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You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

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I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

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The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

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Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

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If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

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I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

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“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

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Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

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You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.