The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza. Funny Quotes June 11, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row. Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double. The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat! If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain. People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.
