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  • Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.
  • I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.
  • Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.
  • There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.
  • I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.
  • It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.