There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out. Funny Quotes September 9, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThere are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late. Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks. Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why. Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day. Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
