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I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

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Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

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If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

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I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

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Nosferatu 2024, Frankenstein 2025, and Werwulf 2026. I was born at exactly the right time.

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My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

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Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

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Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

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Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.

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How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

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College core: you sit in the class for attendance, then go home and teach yourself.

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Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

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There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

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Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

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Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”

People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.

If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

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Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

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Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

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