Top or flop?
Click on a star to rate it!
Average rating 0 / 5. Vote count: 0
No votes so far! Be the first to rate this quote.
Related Funny Quotes
- The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.
- The Jaws theme stays on during sex.
- Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.
- Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.
- I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.
