There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

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Ah, the great microwave Olympics of December 26th! 🏆🍿 It’s the one day when microwaves around the world get to show off their reheating skills and popcorn-popping prowess. Let the games begin! 🍕🍿🍪 #MicrowaveOlympics

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