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Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

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I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

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Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

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Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

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Are you a software update, because not now!

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Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

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Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

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I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

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I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

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Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?