There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka. Posted on5 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThere is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray. I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.
