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Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

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You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

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Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Can we skip to the rich part?

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

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Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

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The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

Making waves on Discord:

I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

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No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

Going viral on Slack:

Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

Freshly posted on Twitch:

About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Why read the room when you can leave the room?

Trending via WhatsApp:

Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

Spotted on Twitch:

I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

Trending via Instagram:

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.
There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.
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Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

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I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

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Just shared via Twitch:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

Just landed via Facebook:

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

Trending via Messenger:

We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

Trending via Pinterest:

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Going viral on Telegram:

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

Shared recently on Discord:

“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

Live now on Instagram:

Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

Just landed via Reddit:

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

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