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24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

(flirting) You’ll be the death of me.

32 shares on Instagram this month:

You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

32 shares on X this month:

And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

35 shares on WeChat this month:

She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

61 shares on Threads this month:

Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

95 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

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If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

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Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.

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Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

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Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

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“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

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All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

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Made the mistake of believing what I was told again.

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You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

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I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

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That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

Going viral on Discord:

I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

Spotted on Instagram:

I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

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Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

Just landed via WeChat:

Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

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If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

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Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

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There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

Be the reason someone burns sage.

A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

It seems a little unfair that the people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed who don’t want to go to bed.

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Be the reason someone burns sage.

A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

It seems a little unfair that the people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed who don’t want to go to bed.

Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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