There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

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🦈🚔 “Breaking news: Sharky McSharkface, the notorious underwater menace, has finally been apprehended! Looks like he won’t be ‘sea’ing the light of day for a while! 🦈⛓️ #SharkBehindBars”

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