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A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

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People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

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Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

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I’ll kill the vibe, so you don’t have to.

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It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

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I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

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I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.