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They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

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"Looks like these traffic police still believe that 50 is the old 50! ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ›‘ Maybe they just haven't gotten the memo that age is just a number! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜„ #ForeverYoung"



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