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I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

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My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

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This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

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Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

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Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

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It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

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Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

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I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

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I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

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time heals all wounds.” Wrong! Time is chasing me with a knife.

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IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

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I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

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If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

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I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

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They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

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All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

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I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

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I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

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You don’t have to remember details when you don’t lie.

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If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

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I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

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They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

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