They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police ar… Commentary:"Looks like these traffic police still believe that 50 is the old 50! 🚓🛑 Maybe they just haven't gotten the memo that age is just a number! 🎉😄 #ForeverYoung" Related Funny Posts 🤝 You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic. They say 30 is the new 20, and 40 the new 30. All I know is 9 p.m. is the new midnight. Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you. I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time. How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?