Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.
- The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.
- Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.
- I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.
- Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.
