Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

789 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,951

Funny Quotes Topics

13,923

Funny Quotes Images

10,951

Updated

51 minutes ago

Users Online

3,438

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via WeChat:

I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

Seen just now on X:

People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

Live now on TikTok:

Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

Going viral on Slack:

People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

Making waves on Slack:

I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

Going viral on X:

Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

Trending via Telegram:

Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

Just shared via Discord:

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.
Download image ↓

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic progression of a night out: from admiring art to considering alternate modes of transportation! 🍸🍸🍸🛹 Who needs a taxi when you've got liquid courage and a skateboard waiting for you outside? Just be sure to wear a helmet – safety first, folks! 😄 #SkateboardRide #TipsyThoughts"

, , , , , , , ,

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

New Funny Quotes
Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media need people procrastination relationship sarcasm social someone technology time want work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

789 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,951

Funny Quotes Topics

13,923

Funny Quotes Images

10,951

Updated

51 minutes ago

Users Online

3,439

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Twitch:

Work for a living? In this economy?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Just landed via Threads:

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

Going viral on WeChat:

“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

Seen just now on Discord:

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

Spotted on Discord:

I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

Just shared via Telegram:

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

Spotted on Discord:

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

Spotted on Slack:

Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

Shared recently on Snapchat:

My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All fights retarded. 🤪

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴