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Looks like somone's got that "sexy back" on repeat a little too vigorously 🕺🔥 Next time, try swaying those hips with some caution, or else you might get a visit from the Sensual Injury Squad 🚑💃 #DanceTillYouDrop

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Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

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I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

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I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

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There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

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Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

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Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

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Time machine? You mean a clock?

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Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

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Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

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I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

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Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.

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I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

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Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

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Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

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I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

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I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

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“I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

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You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce.

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Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

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If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

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Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

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Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

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When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

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I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

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Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

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A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

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It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

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I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

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Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

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Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

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Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

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