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When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

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In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

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When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

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“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

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The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise.

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Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

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I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

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Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

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The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

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I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

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They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

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Weird me out? No. You’ve weirded me in. Let’s merge souls.

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Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

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Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

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Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

The new American dream is an alien invasion.

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Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

Before we become friends, could you please sign this NDA.

“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

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Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

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How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

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When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

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