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I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

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The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

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My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

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While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

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Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

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I need a long hot meteor shower.

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I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

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The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

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Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

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Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

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There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

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My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

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Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

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Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

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If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

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Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

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I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

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I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

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I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.

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Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

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A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

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Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

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Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

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I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

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Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

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My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

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He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

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If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

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