Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

Commentary:
Looks like somone’s got that “sexy back” on repeat a little too vigorously 🕺🔥 Next time, try swaying those hips with some caution, or else you might get a visit from the Sensual Injury Squad 🚑💃 #DanceTillYouDrop

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