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"Today's parking dilemma at work felt like a real-life game of musical chairs! 🚗🎶 Seems like my office has a 'no vacancy' sign up – maybe I should try carpooling with the next passing pigeon. 🐦😆"

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86 shares on Snapchat this month:

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

33 shares on Threads this month:

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

46 shares on Threads this month:

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

12 shares on Reddit this month:

Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

84 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

63 shares on X this month:

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

94 shares on Pinterest this month:

Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

70 shares on Discord this month:

Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

66 shares on TikTok this month:

Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

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Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

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Is losing your mind a hobby?

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Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

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The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.

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Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

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They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

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They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

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Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

Live now on Instagram:

My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

Going bananas on Facebook:

My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

Spotted on Instagram:

Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

Going viral on Discord:

Why does Bruce Wayne, the billionaire, not simply rig Gotham City’s elections in favor of tough-on-crime candidates?

Spotted on Slack:

Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

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Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

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How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

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Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

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Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

Keep the laugh going 😂

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

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