Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.
  • I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.
  • Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?
  • If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.
  • My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.
  • I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.