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“I’m so good at doing nothing. I wish I could get paid for it.”

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3 months ago

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

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2 months ago

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If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

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2 months ago

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Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

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2 months ago

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Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

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2 months ago

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Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

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2 months ago

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I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

77 shares on Facebook this month:

Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

46 shares on Facebook this month:

In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

64 shares on Slack this month:

The government even made aliens boring.

40 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

35 shares on WeChat this month:

I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

54 shares on Slack this month:

Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

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Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

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Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.

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It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.

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Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

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Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

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I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

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Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

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Do you laugh at your own jokes, or are you emotionally stable?

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Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

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Shared recently on Reddit:

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

Just landed via Facebook:

As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

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The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

Trending via Twitch:

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

Going viral on Twitch:

Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

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Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

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Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

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“I’m so good at doing nothing. I wish I could get paid for it.”

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

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