Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

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"Today's parking dilemma at work felt like a real-life game of musical chairs! 🚗🎶 Seems like my office has a 'no vacancy' sign up – maybe I should try carpooling with the next passing pigeon. 🐦😆"

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