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"Today has a case of the Mondays on a whole new level! ☕☕ Even my coffee is hitting the snooze button. It's a caffeine inception kind of day! 😂 #DoubleShotPlease"

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86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

85 shares on TikTok this month:

If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

68 shares on Discord this month:

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

74 shares on X this month:

I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

60 shares on Threads this month:

Either the tables are going to turn, or I’m going to flip them.

83 shares on WeChat this month:

So my wife goes, “It’s not you — it’s me.” Obviously written by ChatGPT.

81 shares on Pinterest this month:

I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

54 shares on Slack this month:

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

46 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

78 shares on Discord this month:

Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

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Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

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Being a writer means having a story you want everyone in the world to read, except anyone who knows you.

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Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

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The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

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Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

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Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

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Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

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There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

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If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

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The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

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I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

Just landed via YouTube:

Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

Trending via Facebook:

I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

Spotted on Facebook:

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

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I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

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I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

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Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

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Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

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