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Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

Commentary:
Oh, looks like that person couldn't handle your snack-tastic personality! 🤭🍟 Stay fabulous and remember, not everyone can handle the combination of being as single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito! 😂 #TooCoolToHandle

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged blocked, dating, dorito, humor, me, neato, pringle, quirkiness, relationship, single, someone on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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