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  • Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.
  • I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.
  • I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.
  • Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.
  • First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.
  • They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.