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Oh, looks like that person couldn't handle your snack-tastic personality! 🤭🍟 Stay fabulous and remember, not everyone can handle the combination of being as single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito! 😂 #TooCoolToHandle

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Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

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Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

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Twitter is an abusement park.

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It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

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Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

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There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

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My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

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I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

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This chapter of my life is called “Ummm, okay, I guess whatever.”

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“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

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According to my Spotify Wrapped, I am what got played the most this year.

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Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

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Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

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Work is the worst video game ever.

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You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

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I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

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That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

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I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

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I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

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Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

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Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

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This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

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When you’re a parent, your skincare routine is just the steam from the dishwasher when you open it to find the coffee cup you just needed.

Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

Don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory).

Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

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As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

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“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.

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