Trendy Funny Quotes

  • What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.
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  • If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.
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  • Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.
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