Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppTold someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter. Love triangle? You mean this Dorito? If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.
