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Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

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"๐Ÿšฝ Oh, the automatic flush surprises vs. autonomous cars! Who knew your toilet and a self-driving vehicle could have so much in common? Maybe we need to give them both a little more control over when they decide to do their thing! ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿš—"



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