Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.
  • I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.
  • The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.
  • The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
  • I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.
  • I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.