Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppTornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps. Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row. The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong. Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol. If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.
