Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

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Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

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I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

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My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

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Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

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Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

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Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

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I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

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Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

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If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

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I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.