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Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

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Does anyone know where I can find true love?

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My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

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If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

82 shares on Slack this month:

“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

33 shares on Slack this month:

Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

46 shares on Threads this month:

I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

44 shares on Instagram this month:

If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

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I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

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Watching a movie and using a laser pointer to indicate where my fellow viewers should be looking for an optimal viewing experience.

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Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

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“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

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I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore.

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If there are parallel realities, I really hope they’re not as stupid as this one.

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My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

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Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

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Give us this day our daily internet validation.

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If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

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Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.

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The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

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Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.

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You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

Seen just now on YouTube:

The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

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Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

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The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

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The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

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My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

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