Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppTwitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people. I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason. Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status. Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along. It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.
