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Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life e…

Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life e…

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Oh, the drama of being a third wheel in the soap opera of life! 🍿😂 Just remember, you may not have chosen this chaos, but you can definitely own it like a boss! 💪😜 #ThirdWheelProblems

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged comedy, everyday, fight, fighting, humor, life, people, relationship, sex, struggle, survival on Feb 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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