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40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Can I come over and figure you out?

79 shares on Twitch this month:

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

42 shares on YouTube this month:

Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

24 shares on Pinterest this month:

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

87 shares on Reddit this month:

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

10 shares on YouTube this month:

Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.

27 shares on Twitch this month:

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

67 shares on Pinterest this month:

My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

99 shares on Discord this month:

Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

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Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.

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“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

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What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

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In a relationship with my heated car seat.

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One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

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Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

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No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

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I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

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The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

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If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

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Heavy on the ‘mhm,’ cause people just be talking.

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The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

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Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

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Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

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Life is too short, and death is too long.

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My toxic trait is thinking every inconvenience is the universe personally attacking me.

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People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

Live now on Messenger:

Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

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*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

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Drilling for oil is well boring.

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