Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.
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Oh, the drama of being a third wheel in the soap opera of life! πŸΏπŸ˜‚ Just remember, you may not have chosen this chaos, but you can definitely own it like a boss! πŸ’ͺ😜 #ThirdWheelProblems

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