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I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

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I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

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Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

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When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

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I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

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Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

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Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

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Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

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“I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually.

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I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.